Your New Band Name #29

It’s Wednesday night at the club in front of the abandoned Kmart. Your band is sandwiched between Mindcryme (Queensryche cover band) and Reigning Blood (Slayer cover band). The singer’s girlfriend from Blood just called you a pussy. You don’t mind, eight years of grad school majoring in English taught you not to fear a young Jezebel like that. You are twee as fuck and you bow down to nobody!

Pweshuss

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Previously:

Your New Band Name #28, #27, #26, #25, #24, #23, #22, #21, #20, #19, #18, #17, #16, #15, #14, #13, #12, #11, #10, #9, #8, #7, #6, #5, #4, #3, #2, #1

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