“Philadelphia Eagles according to The Smiths”

(Or, “A Facebook exercise gone awry.”)

Using only song names from ONE ARTIST, cleverly answer these Philadelphia Eagles questions. Pass it on to 15 people you like and include me. You can’t use the artist I used. Try not to repeat a song title. It’s a lot harder than you think! Repost as “Philadelphia Eagles according to (artist name)”

Pick your Artist: The Smiths

Describe the Philadelphia Eagles:
“These Things Take Time”

Philadelphia Eagles fans:
“There Is A Light That Never Goes Out”

How do the Philadelphia Eagles feel:
“Never Had No One Ever”

Lincoln Financial Field:
“Barbarism Begins At Home”

If the Philadelphia Eagles could go anywhere, where would the Philadelphia Eagles go:
“Golden Lights”

Donovan McNabb:
“The Boy with the Thorn in His Side”

Andy Reid:
“You Just Haven’t Earned It Yet, Baby”

Throwing snowballs at Santa Claus:
“That Joke Isn’t Funny Anymore”

Philadelphia Eagles’ cheerleaders:
“Some Girls Are Bigger Than Others”

The revamped offensive line:
“A Rush A Push And The Land Is Ours”

Terrell Owens:
“Sweet and Tender Hooligan”

Brian Dawkins:
“I Want the One I Can’t Have”

If the Philadelphia Eagles were a TV show, what would it be called:

Brian Westbrook:
“Still Ill”

What is life to the Philadelphia Eagles:
“I Started Something That I Couldn’t Finish”

Last season:
“Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now”

Special teams?
“Is It Really So Strange?”

Philadelphia Eagles’ fear:
“Oscillate Wildly”

Michael Vick:
“What Difference Does It Make?”

Thought for the day:
“How Soon Is Now?”

NFC Championship Games:
“Stop Me If You Think You’ve Heard This One Before”

How the Philadelphia Eagles would like to die:
“You’ve Got Everything Now”

Freddie Mitchell:
“Bigmouth Strikes Again”

The defense:
“Back to the Old House”

Jeffrey Lurie and Joe Banner:
“Money Changes Everything”

Philadelphia Eagles’ soul’s present condition:
“Stretch Out and Wait”

Win the Super Bowl?
“Please, Please, Please, Let Me Get What I Want”



2 Responses to ““Philadelphia Eagles according to The Smiths””

  1. 1 jaime August 21, 2009 at 4:29 pm

    ha! this is awesome.

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