Comedy Minute: Jon & Kate Plus 8

Have you heard of this Jon & Kate Plus 8 show? Aw, it’s everywhere already. And now Jon and Kate are getting a separation or divorce or something? Hoo boy. Hoo girl.

I was getting tired of this brouhaha until I started seeing…the dollar $ign$!

Introducing: Jon & Kate Plus 8 merchandise!

Money!

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 Pregnancy Test:

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 Pregnancy Test

Sold in convenient eight-packs!

But wait, there’s more!

Get the all-new, awesome Jon & Kate Plus 8 lunch box. Great for carrying around a sandwich or lost innocence.

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 Lunch Box

Um, also sold in eight-packs. Those kids gotta eat!

From low-tech to high-tech, download this:

The Jon & Kate Plus 8 iPhone app

Like the media coverage in recent days, this delightful iPhone app oversaturates your Most Excellent Apple Device with fun Jon & Kate Plus 8 facts and trivia!

Where is my vote, Jon? Where is my vote?!

Dick Van Patten > J&K+8

Get ’em while they’re hot! Get ’em while they’re the lead story in the current news cycle! Send cash to dynowright, 123 Main Street, Anytown, America.

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4 Responses to “Comedy Minute: Jon & Kate Plus 8”


  1. 1 jaime June 24, 2009 at 9:10 am

    you are too funny. i’m so glad this isn’t for real.

  2. 2 Her Artichoke Heart June 24, 2009 at 7:14 pm

    HA HA HA! I love the Iranians protesting Jon. 😉

  3. 3 Her Artichoke Heart June 24, 2009 at 10:52 pm

    Hey, Wright, I just gave you a Kreativ Blogger Award! Check out http://HerArtichokeHeart.blogspot.com for details. 🙂

  4. 4 Her Artichoke Heart June 24, 2009 at 10:53 pm

    Hey, Wright, I just nominated you for a Kreativ Blogger Award! Go to http://HerArtichokeHeart.blogspot.com for details. 🙂


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