Detroit Lions Celebration Plan

In sports news, the Detroit Lions completed the first-ever 0-16 season in NFL history. Why not be proud, Detroit fans? It’s history! Celebrate it:

Parade: Be sure to include the Big Three CEOs rolling down the streets of Detroit. End with a Congressional hearing into the Detroit Lions’ front-office practices.

White House: Time’s a-wasting, so get the team to the White House before President Bush’s term ends. Don’t forget to bring a Detroit Lions “16” jersey for the President as a gift.

Beverages: Take the Mercury Morris example and pop Champagne corks when the final NFL team wins a game next season. Or maybe it should be Champale instead. Or maybe pop open some Champagne if the Lions do win a game next year.


Hard times in Detroit (Image credit: AP)


1 Response to “Detroit Lions Celebration Plan”

  1. 1 nick December 31, 2008 at 1:38 pm

    Great post! Loved it even more because of your mention of Champale!

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