Some say the Sudgewump is a figment of the imagination of road weary travelers, others say that the Sudgewump is real, leaving refreshing treats in the shoes of those sleeping five to a room in a fleabag murder motel between Sheboygan and Kewaskum, Wisconsin. The Sudgewump is described as between 5 to 8 foot tall, painfully shy, covered in plush yellow fur with eyes of the greenest sadness. If you name your band Sudgewump, you will receive treats in your shoes nightly. The treats will mostly consist of ketchup packets, witch hazel packets, candy dog whistles, gold, frankincense and myrrh. This one is dedicated to Jay Laughlin and Dave Grubb!
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